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Post by justkris on Dec 30, 2007 20:20:49 GMT
Post the best and newest jokes or comdemy Quotes you've heard
I saw a sign outside a Special needs school that said 'Slow children' I thought that can't do much for there confidence Jimmy Carr
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Post by drspangle on Dec 30, 2007 21:36:22 GMT
"I love deadlines, I love the sound they make when they go whooshing past" - Douglas Adams, Expert procrastinator He spent the last 10 years of his life working on a book, when he died he didn't even have a first draft
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Dec 31, 2007 13:17:49 GMT
not really a comedy one but: " I wouldn't say i was the best manager in the business, but I'd Certainly say i was in the top one" - Brian Clough
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Post by drspangle on Jan 2, 2008 22:48:11 GMT
lol
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 3, 2008 12:17:34 GMT
Can't really think of any more off the top of my head.
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Post by abdus07 on Jan 4, 2008 16:07:02 GMT
lol
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 4, 2008 16:59:56 GMT
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Post by Chairman Damien on Jan 4, 2008 18:42:30 GMT
cant remember what show it was but anyway, a women walks in on some bloke getting dressed and she says "Oh im sorry" then the bloke looks down and chukels as he says "ha I doubt it" lol was brilliant how much self confidence must you have to say that lol
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 4, 2008 18:45:33 GMT
was it a real thing? comedy sketch?
lol ;D
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Post by Chairman Damien on Jan 4, 2008 18:47:51 GMT
no thats the thing I think it was like Holby City or Casualty lol was totaly out of context for the show lol
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 4, 2008 19:02:42 GMT
oh yeah, you mean usually there crap. Great to see you back btw where're you been?
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Post by Chairman Damien on Jan 4, 2008 19:06:52 GMT
lol its good to be back, I have been so busy its unbelievable lol mainly work rely and my lack of money lol I hope to stay as active as I used to be from now on
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 4, 2008 19:16:34 GMT
ok no problem, that will be great! did you get the e-mail i sent out the other day? Activities has picked up a bit around here, I really do hope you stay active! we need to get you a job now!
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Post by Chairman Damien on Jan 4, 2008 19:19:46 GMT
Yer I did get it cheers, lol well Im up for any job that’s Socialist related i.e. any type of National Workers union or I could set up a Political Party, that might be interesting.
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 4, 2008 19:28:42 GMT
Yes that would be great! you could do that, also have a look in the ministries and see if theres any positions there your interested in. as well as them there is Home affairs, foreign affairs, and Deputy PM, I'm trying to think of others, please tell me what you think???
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Post by Chairman Damien on Jan 4, 2008 19:29:32 GMT
ok kl il have a look over them
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 4, 2008 19:31:18 GMT
ok great!
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Post by Chairman Damien on Jan 4, 2008 19:32:19 GMT
oooo I have seen the entertainment one and have had a great idea lol but I have to go now for a bit lol always the way init lol il get back to you as soon as I can and tell you all about it.
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 4, 2008 19:33:14 GMT
ok, that sounds great! look forward to seeing you back.
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Post by Scott Cairney on Jan 4, 2008 19:35:46 GMT
What do you call an honest Iranian business man, Asif. -Omid Djalili-
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 4, 2008 19:47:39 GMT
lol, hes quite funny isn't he? We need to get you a job as well Cairney. Is there any your interested in?
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Post by Scott Cairney on Jan 4, 2008 19:49:27 GMT
What's going?
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 4, 2008 19:59:13 GMT
everything! Theres a job in any of the ministries which can be found here: bobalania.proboards106.com/index.cgi?board=miinistriesand there is also jobs in government which are: Home office, foreign office and Deputy Pm at the moment . You could also run a Political party or something if you like, oh and you can become a Mayor.
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Post by Scott Cairney on Jan 4, 2008 20:05:05 GMT
Can i speak to you over MSN about somethign.
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Post by Lord Bobbie Bailey on Jan 4, 2008 20:15:49 GMT
Yes hold on.....
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